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[llyrafantasyfae]

My husband dropped this bombshell on me before he went to work this morning.
"I know you're cheating on me."
"Ya... Right..."
"Don't lie, I know you're sleeping with another man."
-I snort-
-he pretends he is getting angry-"why are you trying to lie I have picture proof"
"Oh?"

"See! And in our bed no less!"
"I won't quit him!"
"He'll just leave you."
"No he won't, He loves me!"
"Was he with you when you woke up?"
-Little had left and was out in the living room with him.
"Jerk...."